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Mayonnaise

from Go To Sleep! by Rick Huddle

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May-naisse
I eat it by the bowl
it’s so smooth and creamy
May-o
it’s so good for you
wanna share some secret fashion tips
mayo makes great hair gel
and re- freshes your dead skin
oh- it only takes a minute
you just gotta swim in it
c’mon & let’s go swim-min’

C- D- C- D
C- D- C- D

[Verse 2]
May-nnaise
Gives us deviled eggs
How could we live without it?
Hey Sam!
Do you like mayo, too?
with your ham and with green eggs?
in- the - rain or on a train
in a box or with a fox
hey- We’ll eat in a boat now!
and even with a goat now
we’ll eat it with a goat now
C- D- C- D
C- D- C- D

[Bridge]
(Other) condiments
(you) want me to try
You like them all but
C C C D
No- not me!
You don't mean no harm
You just don't know,
How I feel about it


[Verse 3]
May-nnaise
take a to-go pack with me
can’t go nowhere without it
I don’t
care for your aoili
i don’t want your fancy saallsa
May-nnaise
if you leave it in the sun
you can eat a small spoonful
just don’t eat a - jar - load
(or) you’ll be sick tomorrow
you’ll get sick tomorrow

C- D- C- D
C- D- C- D

[Bridge]
yogurt you say
so much healthier
You might care but
No- not me!
I might put on weight
and grow a chin (double two chins two chins)
but it’s worth it to me

[Outro]
May-ay-ay- nnaise
May-ay-ay- nnaise

C- D- C- D
fade out
oooh - ooh ad libs
mmmmmmm
backgrounds:
(creamy
spread it on my face
love the texture
feels so shwarmy in my mouth
take a bath
that’s tangy)


alternate verse:
May-nnaise
I like to make my own
and spread it on my sandwich
Egg yolk
add a pinch of mustard- yo
beat it til it til it whips up deliciously smooth
then you drizzle in some oil
maybe throw in a little salt
Stick it in the fridge now
or it’ll start to smell foul
better stick it in the fridge now

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from Go To Sleep!, released January 20, 2019

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Rick Huddle Portland, Oregon

He doesn’t wear a red nose or floppy shoes, but he has made lots of people laugh- tens of thousands of kids and adults- all over the United States and Mexico. He’s a captivating storyteller, a gifted dancer, and can play the guitar, dulcimer, 6-string ukulele and nose flute. He provides fun, lively, and thoughtful performances that leave audiences of all ages laughin ... more

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