A G D x 2
A G D x 2

[Verse 1]

A
Can you see this?
G
this place is a wreck
D
it’s falling down
D
mice scurry around

A
Did you hear that?
G
thunder claps in clouds
D
rain pouring through the roof
D
ceiling not waterproof


F D
“It doesn't matter” so you say
Bb E A
we can have fun anyway, he-he-hey! (background vox “hey-ey-ey”)
D A
Our trip ordeal. (background vox)


[Verse 2]
A
cook on camp fire
G
the food gets burned
D
now we-
D
we have to eat canned beans

A
When bugs see you
G
they take chunks of flesh
D
swarms of biting flies
D
that’s when you realize

F D
even you don’t want to stay
Bb E A
we’re not gonna have fun today, he-he-hey! (background vox “hey-ey-ey” and continue)
D A
Our trip ordeal.
F D
(we) gotta leave here right away,
Bb E A
it’s a nightmare holiday, he-he-hey!
D A
Our trip ordeal.

A x 4
[Bridge]

A A
looking back we laugh
A A
’til we cry
A A
The best stor-ies Come
A A half measure drums only
from bad times

[Verse 3]
A
remember that? (that was so bad!)
G
that place was a wreck
D
falling down
D
mice scurry’n around

A
remember when? (how could I not?)
G
thunder claps in clouds
D
ceiling not waterproof
D
rain pouring through the roof

[last Chorus]

F D
I don’t care what you say (background vox throughout)
Bb E A
(I) wouldn’t trade it for anything, he-he-hey!
D A
Our trip ordeal.
F D
funny pix from soggy days
Bb E A
on our nightmare holiday- he-hey-hey!
D A
Our trip ordeal.
D A
Our trip ordeal.
D A
Our trip ordeal.